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| upcoming events! |
| Karaoke Thursday nites! At Bouchets' |
| Bouchets' Enter Here! |


| On stage! C...lick me! |

| Tonya was here |

| DO NOT WRITE ON THIS HERE WALL! |

| Friday's all you can eat frog legs and catfish! |
| I frog legs! |
| You missed it! Keep an eye out for our next event! |
| HA! |
| Ten Excellent Pick-Up Lines 1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be 2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money 3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock 4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way 6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. 7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |

| Another Night on the Town A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one go. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. "Yuck, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!" "Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!" |
| Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now? A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff. 50 dollars ago.... right leon? |
| Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef. |
| "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." |
| Bumper Stickers! |
| I took an IQ test and the results were negative |
| A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory |
| My wife left me... And I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" I don't think she'll be back |

