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| Hey! Who's bra is this?- Bob at Mardi Gras night..2009 P.s. It was his wifes! |
| I like pie.........! Anthony |
| Oh my goodness! look at her wiggle! I can't quit watching!-Stephanie |
| You see it? Mark's eyes have a damn twinkle in them! It means....go the other way!-lisa |
| I know I wore this shirt last time you saw me, it cost 28 bucks! Gotta get some use of it!!!-------Tamara |
| What the hell is that?--- strange guy walking by bathrooms..........? |
| Sioban gets all the girls.....-Anthony |
| I don't know what's in them, I just guessed.......--------Kelly, our bartender..........!- |
| Hell, I do know them....!---- J.D. Texas Highway band. |
| Doctor Doctor...give me the news!---- Tonya |
| I have pasties on my nipples.see?!..- Leah, mardi gras night, wet t-shirt contestant....... .and winner! |
| Black Sabbath! Paranoid!-----lisa with a song request! |
| Hell no I ain't drunk....it's these heels'!------unidentified drunk woman.................. |
| shit happens------ -Forrest G. |
| Stay away from my wife.....Pahhhleaaaaaaase?..she likes you too much!....-----Anthony |
| You going to dance with your shoes on?----Rusty.. |
| I Love Cheap! Lisa |
| Woo hoo! take it off! Kelly |
| Go Leon,,,,,,,, go leon! Crowd chant to leon perfoming a Lap Dance! |
| She calls me DADDY! MARK |
| Can I have some Daddy? Steph......... |
| AIN'T GOIN' DOWN....BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.........THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT....THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT........................................................................ .........................................LEON |
| a skeleton walks into a bar A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer, and a mop.” ~author unknown A grasshopper hops into a bar A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Fred?” ~author unknown |
| WOW!!!!!! Can Wade Sing! Sorry bob, but he kicks BUTT! |
| SCRATCH! Leon to charlie........upstairs.... ...oh yeah he said charlie owes him a drink..................... |
| Let's hear one by Godsmack! Mark- |
| Hell's Bell's!!! angie- |
| Hey, Tell Anthony my pain is back.........i need another corona..........Cha rlie- |
| No way it's all those guys' birthdays! They are just trying to get free lap dances! JAGER BOMB SPECIAL! Don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here! Married? Me? |
| He just fell UP the STAIRS! bob-cephus! LIONS, TIGERS AND BEARS ? OH MY! |
| last.. call? i NEVER HEARD THE FIRST! |
| Here Baby.....hold this......... Ken to Kelly... |
wham!
CRICKET!
CRICKET!
| HUG A TREE!!! AND STAY AWAY FROM THOSE STAIRS! i'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I DO THIS SHOT! |
| WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY SOME OF THESE THINGS WERE SAID.........BUT THEN AGAIN.....SOMETIMES....NIETHER DO THE SPEAKERS! PERHAPS THEY MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU! |
| GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? HOW MANY BEERS HAVE YOU HAD? WHERE'S GRANDPA? |
I MISS HARLEY!
| THE FIDDLE PLAYER IS HERE! |
| HOT DAMN! GET YOUR HOT DAMN HERE! |
| OH NO! YOUR NOT MY HUSBAND! |
